knight-of-time-and-apple-juice started following you

sweetiepienoir:

>Flutter directly over to him.

dave! hi dave!


yo, pup.

Bigdaddyduelscar started following you!

bigdaddyduelscar:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

yo.

>Notice how tall and threatening he looks.

oh…

um.

my names dave

who are you?

Looks down at the kid and blinks, another one of these weird hornless things, only this one pale as a lusus. “Oswwin Dualscar” he responds giving him as non-threatening a smile as possible and then stapping back to bow gracefully. “At your service.” He wore a banged up shirt, tight pants and no shoes at the moment. 

He smiles back and bows as well, his Knight instincts kicking in with full force. “Nice to meet ya,” He replied. “You look a lot like my, um, kismesis.”

mashedpootatoes:

My parents got all OH SNAP at me ‘cause I used a “naughty word” and so I somehow got into a conversation with my lil bro about curse words and my parents glared daggers at the both of us because we just stood up and screamed out “not-so-naughty words”. 

This was so rushed it looks kinda off but I DON’T GIVE A POOP BECAUSE I AM TOO SEXUAL-INTERCOURSE LAZY TO FINISH THIS URINE UP.  

c4rcinogencrush:

fuzzlespup:

shooshpap:

rainbowcatpuke:

intergalactickoala:

reisija:

turntechgodkind:

mistcover:

intergalactickoala:


HumanStuck AU in which Calliope has acute leukaemia, and Roxy volunteers to help with younger patients. Or something along those lines.

I’m on a major homestuck trip right now, so to all those followers who know nothing about homestuck - I am really sorry. I’m not sure how long it will be till I move on from this phase. Possibly never.Anyway yes sickstuck? Cancerstuck? Hospitalstuck. Idk. 

oh bless
i really want to write this now

just imagine roxy trying to READ though. but this is really really cute ;- ;

I can see the way she talks being a speech impediment rather a drinking thing. And Calliope is helping her to get over by asking her to read to her when she volunteers, and Roxy thinks its just because Calliope wants the company. And Roxy keeps trying to convince Calli that just because she’s sick that doesn’t mean she isn’t beautiful. 
And as they get closer Calli just get’s sicker and sicker and Roxy slowly get’s over her speech impediment until she gets a call from the nurses late one night and tell her it’s time (because Calli doesn’t have any family other than an asshat brother who never comes to see her.) 
And she just holds Calli’s hand and reads one of her favorite princess story (sleeping beauty or snow white) until Calli asks her if she falls asleep will a prince come and wake her up and Roxy tells her someone would have to be blind not to kiss awake someone as beautiful as her and Calli just smiles and closes her eyes and Roxy knows she’s gone but she won’t leave or let go of her hand until the nurses force her to so the doctor could take her away. 

oh my god ;A; WHY

i reblog this thinking it’s cute and then it shows up on my dash agaIN WITH THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

OH MY GOD MY HEART. WHY.

fuck that actually made me tear up why would you write that shdfjk

ok being puNCHED IN THE THROAT WOULD’VE BEEN LESS PAINFUL

c4rcinogencrush:

fuzzlespup:

shooshpap:

rainbowcatpuke:

intergalactickoala:

reisija:

turntechgodkind:

mistcover:

intergalactickoala:

HumanStuck AU in which Calliope has acute leukaemia, and Roxy volunteers to help with younger patients. Or something along those lines.

I’m on a major homestuck trip right now, so to all those followers who know nothing about homestuck - I am really sorry. I’m not sure how long it will be till I move on from this phase. Possibly never.

Anyway yes sickstuck? Cancerstuck? Hospitalstuck. Idk. 

oh bless

i really want to write this now

just imagine roxy trying to READ though. but this is really really cute ;- ;

I can see the way she talks being a speech impediment rather a drinking thing. And Calliope is helping her to get over by asking her to read to her when she volunteers, and Roxy thinks its just because Calliope wants the company. And Roxy keeps trying to convince Calli that just because she’s sick that doesn’t mean she isn’t beautiful. 

And as they get closer Calli just get’s sicker and sicker and Roxy slowly get’s over her speech impediment until she gets a call from the nurses late one night and tell her it’s time (because Calli doesn’t have any family other than an asshat brother who never comes to see her.) 

And she just holds Calli’s hand and reads one of her favorite princess story (sleeping beauty or snow white) until Calli asks her if she falls asleep will a prince come and wake her up and Roxy tells her someone would have to be blind not to kiss awake someone as beautiful as her and Calli just smiles and closes her eyes and Roxy knows she’s gone but she won’t leave or let go of her hand until the nurses force her to so the doctor could take her away. 

oh my god ;A; WHY

i reblog this thinking it’s cute and then it shows up on my dash agaIN WITH THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

OH MY GOD MY HEART. WHY.

fuck that actually made me tear up why would you write that shdfjk

ok being puNCHED IN THE THROAT WOULD’VE BEEN LESS PAINFUL

auspiwhore:

 

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

auspiwhore:

 

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

gorillazstuck:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

itsa-me-amelie:

karkats-choice-horns:

sanana-oppa:

there is the orignal one I made

CALIBORN

i love how dirk is the first to RUSH THERE

Tavros baby.

Tavros caliborn why omf 

gorillazstuck:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

itsa-me-amelie:

karkats-choice-horns:

sanana-oppa:

there is the orignal one I made

CALIBORN

i love how dirk is the first to RUSH THERE

Tavros baby.

Tavros caliborn why omf 

Bigdaddyduelscar started following you!

yo.

>Notice how tall and threatening he looks.

oh…

um.

my names dave

who are you?

GUESS WHO’S BACK WOOO

loliconprince:

good sourced art on your dash

image

AAAAH Ask limit

fuckingkarkalicious:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

fuckingkarkalicious:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

 

“You and me both.” He sighs a bit and looks back at the screen.

WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND?

“… You know how I travel a lot between the new Earth and Haven right? … I don’t feel like I belong in either planet. Like i’m suppost to be some cosmic force floating stoicly through paradox space or something instead of being some planetless hermit like I am right now.”


 

YOU KNOW YOU’RE WELCOME HERE, RIGHT, DAVE?

“Yeah, I know.” He smiled. “Thanks, Karkat.”

AAAAH Ask limit

fuckingkarkalicious:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

fuckingkarkalicious:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

fuckingkarkalicious:

knight-of-time-and-apple-juice:

 

He opens the jug and takes a sip. “Still good. It’s making me feel a bit better…”

APPLE JUICE AS A MAGIC CURE-ALL

THAT’S A NEW ONE

STILL, IF IT GETS SOMETHING TO STAY IN YOU, THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART

He nods and takes another swig. “…Thanks for taking care of me, Karkat.” He smiled. “You’ve changed a lot since the game.”

Smiling, you smooth his hair. 

ANY TIME. 

I JUST HAD SOME GROWING UP TO DO

“You and me both.” He sighs a bit and looks back at the screen.

WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND?

“… You know how I travel a lot between the new Earth and Haven right? … I don’t feel like I belong in either planet. Like i’m suppost to be some cosmic force floating stoicly through paradox space or something instead of being some planetless hermit like I am right now.”


 

happysadist:

did i do okay or is it still a bit stiff 

happysadist:

did i do okay or is it still a bit stiff 

⎾Happy 17th birthday!⏌

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

reblog and click

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

reblog and click

xcharlottehogden:

O.

want